donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(Source: changesbyblacksabbath, via worsting)

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My love, nothing feels as good as you do. K.B. (via fingertipwords)
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  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food
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I have just three things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are your greatest treasures. Lao Tzu (via mudboned)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject, via wearevanity)

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I’m honestly not a bad person, my heart is in the right place; it’s just that my head isn’t. Adam Zucconi (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: wnq-writers, via bohaemian)

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heliolisk:

Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of

(via thelazykorean)

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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via worsting)

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snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

(via stabs)

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helpfvl:

praying that i will be hot this year

(via worsting)

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msjewbooty:

please do not criticize the things i do for my own enjoyment

(via thelazykorean)

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officialunitedstates:

take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level

(via worsting)

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